Anonymous

To Anonymous:
We here at Talent Show are a friendly bunch of hard-working, well-meaning American citizens who use this forum as a means to relieve the pain and terror of our everyday lives. While we are not exclusive by any means, we do not encourage anonymous bloggers to join the party unless they are totally awesome. Considering that you do not appreciate our literary posts, "stop the literary posts. i don't understand them (12:05 PM, 8/18/04)," maybe you would be happier posting anonymously at a different blog. Hold on a sec, I'll even find one for you...Printed Steps. Joyce seems like a very nice girl and she even has a stuffed teddy bear holding a frog on the page. And as far as I know, she also shares your dislike of literary posts. In fact, I can't even understand her writing half of the time because she leaves out so many fucking letters. And with that, I wish you the best in life and your anonymous posting.
Sincerely,
The Lanky Poobah